Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose habits partially blocked the view), three male Yankees fans decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only about 100 nuns living there".
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana. I hear there are only about 50 nuns living there". The 3rd guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there". One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said, "Why don't you go to Hell? There aren't ANY nuns there". Stephen Russell DBA / Developer Electracash, Inc. 5100 Poplar Ave. Suite 2518 Memphis, Tennessee 38137 1-901-684-0348 Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] www.electracash.com The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
