> HIJACK A PLANE - WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE > > Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'. Today's > programme features another chance to take part in our exciting > competition: > > Hijack an airliner and win a council house! > > We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands > of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And > don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone > can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport, > and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!. > > Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting > at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging > and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to > everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner > airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused > reasonable orunreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your > papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'. > > Only this week 140 members of the Taleban family from Afghanistan were > flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted > where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them > to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. > They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in > hotels all over Britain. Our most popular destinations also include > the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services > area In Historic Bedfordshire. > > If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need > to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. > Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counselors are waiting to > help. It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your > life forever. > > Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet > activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil > tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas... > COME ON DOWN! > > Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to > the ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France. Go straight to Britain. > And you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners > in the softest game on earth. Roll up,roll up my friends for the game > that never ends. > > Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.
Dominic Burford BSc Hons MBCS CITP Third Party Developer Program Senior Software Engineer * Tel: +44 (0) 1536 495074 * dominic.burford <BLOCKED::mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> @pegasus.co.uk "I conclude that there are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies." -- Tony Hoare, Turing Award Lecture 1980 ______________________________________________________________________ Pegasus Software Limited is a member of the Systems Union Group plc Registered Office: Systems Union House, 1 Lakeside Road, Aerospace Centre, Farnborough, Hampshire GU14 6XP Registered No: 1601542 This e-mail is from Pegasus Software Limited. The e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you have received this e-mail in error you must not copy, distribute or take any action in reliance on it. Please notify the sender by e-mail or telephone. Pegasus Software Limited utilises an anti-virus system and therefore any files sent via e-mail will have been checked for known viruses. You are however advised to run your own virus check before opening any attachments received as Pegasus Software Limited will not in any event accept any liability whatsoever once an e-mail and/or any attachment is received. This email has been scanned by the MessageLabs Email Security System. For more information please visit http://www.messagelabs.com/email ______________________________________________________________________ --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body -- kept) text/html --- _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
