HAHAHAHAHAHAHA electracash.com> wrote:
> HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES > > > Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them > in the first place. > > > Replace all the female flight attendants with > good-looking strippers! > What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, > so what's the loss? > > > > The strippers would at least triple the alcohol > sales and get a "party > atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, > every businessman in > this country would start flying again, hoping to see > naked women. > > > Because of the tips, female flight attendants > wouldn't need a salary, > thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be > so good that we > could charge the women for working the plane and > have them kick back 20% > of the tips, including lap dances and "special > services." > > > Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for > fear of seeing naked > women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, > and the airline > industry would see record revenues. This is > definitely a win-win > situation if we handle it right -- a golden > opportunity to turn a > liability into an asset. > > > Why didn't Bush think of this?! Why do I still have > to do everything > myself?! > > > Sincerely, > > > > Bill Clinton > > > > Stephen Russell > DBA / Developer > > Electracash, Inc. > 5100 Poplar Ave. > Suite 2518 > Memphis, Tennessee 38137 > 1-901-684-0348 > Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > www.electracash.com > > The real art of conversation is not only to say the > right > thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid > the wrong > thing at the tempting moment. > > > > _______________________________________________ > Post Messages to: [email protected] > Subscription Maintenance: > http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox > OT-free version of this list: > http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech > ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, > are the opinions of the author, and do not > constitute legal or medical advice. This statement > is added to the messages for those lawyers who are > too stupid to see the obvious. > _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
