So my wife and I are arguing. She's complaining that I'm spending too much money on beer, and that I should really stop wasting all that cash. ("Too much money on beer", which, in Milwaukee, is an oxymoron, but that's another story.)

So I stop buying beer.

A couple months later, I find a charge for a couple hundred dollars for cosmetics. "What's this for?" I ask her.

"They're to make me look pretty for you, dear!" she answers.

"That's what the beer was for."

Whil


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