Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled heaps, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore stupid lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had very high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time to everyone. She always had the remote control and never ever had to explain why she owned so many shoes. The End Tina Currie www.datahouse.com.au -----Original Message----- From: Adam Buckland [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, 26 October 2011 8:21 PM To: [email protected]; ProFox Email List Subject: [OT] - Male Fairy Story Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body -- kept) text/html --- _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
