2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule 

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 

7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations. 

7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship:
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 

8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging. 

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding. 

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan
Sarandon. 

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for
Surrender" French President Jacques Chirac. 

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney
Transplant Fund. 

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters
from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn. 

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by
William Jefferson Clinton. 

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting"
award, presented by Michael Moore. 

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 

10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald
Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers",
by Howard Dean. 

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for
President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad. 

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet. 

11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented
by John Kerry. 

11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton. 

12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 

12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.



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