Hal, And the real "piece de resistance" would be having washed your hands and face and leaving it feeling and smelling so lovely you could eat your own skin.
That would become a wonderful product for people who wanted to loose weight. You could really eat yourself slim then. Dave Crozier The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and to lie about your age -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hal Kaplan Sent: 24 October 2006 14:54 To: ProFox Email List Subject: RE: [NF] Corporate Hypocrisy => => I see. Perhaps they compared their food products revenue => against cosmetics revenue and then concluded that "skinny is => bad" for business. <g> => Works for me, Helio. From now on I am washing my hands and face with JIF peanut butter. I will start with the creamy variety but if I get really dirty, like from working on the car, I will have to switch to crunchy ... it is more abrasive. If I bring some jelly along, I could probably have lunch while I wash up. HALinNY [excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
