A man was looking for a new caddy one day when his friend said, "I know a great caddy - he is 90 years old but he has eyes like a hawk." "OK, then," said the man, "tell him I'm playing again in a week."
The week passed and they started to play. The golfer hit a perfect drive. He was so please with himself that he held his follow trough position for several moments. Unwinding, he said to the caddy, "Did you see where it went?" The caddy said, "I sure did." "OK, then, where is it?" The caddy replied, "I don't remember." Stephen Russell DBA / .Net Developer Memphis TN 38115 901.246-0159 "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. http://spaces.msn.com/members/srussell/ -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.408 / Virus Database: 268.13.11/496 - Release Date: 10/24/2006 _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.

