At 20:32 2013-05-08, Paul McNett <[email protected]> wrote:
Perhaps you'd be interested in the McNettWARE F23 "Machine that goes
ping" Edition.
It's $5K with no maintenance, no support, but when it blocks a port
incursion, it
makes a solid, satisfying "Ping" sound. For $1K more, the pings will
have pitches
directly related to the port number.
And, if you buy now, we will include a URL to watch while
waiting for delivery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCITMfxvEc
(Monty Python's Hospital sketch)
For $1000 more, attempted incursions on port 23 will play a couple
seconds of Pink
Floyd's "Sheep".
Sincerely,
Gene Wirchenko
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