Harry brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 PM after work. As soon as his wife realizes what's going on she goes ballistic. Begins yelling at Harry as his friend, totally startled, just sits on the sofa taking it all in.
She screams, "What the hell is wrong with you Harry? My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are dirty in the sink, I'm still in my sweats, I've got my period, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home without warning me?" Harry says, "Because he's considering getting married!" -- Stephen Russell Sr. Analyst Ring Container Technology Oakland TN 901.246-0159 cell --- StripMime Report -- processed MIME parts --- multipart/alternative text/plain (text body -- kept) text/html --- _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://mail.leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://mail.leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/cajidmyjsgyqdu_d+5t4ib9i56bx5v2asgle27jmw8wa79o5...@mail.gmail.com ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
