On Wed, Jun 5, 2019 at 7:59 PM Bill Anderson <[email protected]> wrote:

> DECLARE Next(1, 1)
> Next(1) = .F. && Boom!
>
> Bill Anderson
>

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"Boom!" Nice catch, Bill!


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