Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
was red again... and again they went right though.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had
been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting
nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next
intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and
they went right through.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran
through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
Stephen Russell
DBA / .Net Developer
Memphis TN 38115
901.246-0159
"A good way to judge people is by observing how they treat those who can do
them absolutely no good."
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