A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She  timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear.  What's the name and room
number?"  The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma  Findlay,
Room 302."  The Operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I  check
with her nurse." After a few minutes the Operator returned to the  phone,
"Oh, Good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well.  Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her
Physician,  Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." 

The  Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful!  I was so worried! God
bless  you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than
welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"          The Grandmother said, "No, I'm
Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit." 


Stephen Russell
DBA / .Net Developer
 
Memphis TN 38115
901.246-0159

"A good way to judge people is by observing how they treat those who can do
them absolutely no good." 
    ---Unknown

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