A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
'No,' he says, 'The seat is empty.' 'This is incredible,' said the man. 'Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?' He says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1970.' 'Oh .... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat? Kurt shakes his head. No, they're all at the funeral. ************************************************************************ Right Wing Gifts! <http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingmike> I Wish Hillary had married OJ http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingmike/4236924 Horse Racing Photographs <http://www.horseracingpix.com> _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[EMAIL PROTECTED] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
