Sounds a lot like brazilian public education, thanks to our leftist psychopaths.
On Tue, Mar 4, 2008 at 5:40 PM, Ed Leafe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > This is the soccer version of what is going on in education right > now. (If you're not up on education today, this may not make a lot of > sense to you. But send it to your friends who are in education. They > will love it!) > > 1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST win the > championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on > probation until they are the champions, and coaches will be held > accountable. If after two years they have not won the championship > their soccer balls and equipment will be taken away UNTIL they do win > the championship. > > 2. All kids will be expected to have the same soccer skills at the > same time even if they do not have the same conditions or > opportunities to practice on their own. NO exceptions will be made for > lack of interest in soccer, a desire to perform athletically, or > genetic abilities or disabilities of themselves or their parents. ALL > KIDS WILL PLAY SOCCER AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL! > > 3. Talented players will be asked to workout on their own, without > instruction.. This is because the coaches will be using all their > instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in soccer, > have limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like soccer. > > 4. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be kept > in the 4th, 8th, and 11th game. This will create a New Age of Sports > where every school is expected to have the same level of talent and > all teams will reach the same minimum goals. > If no child gets ahead, then no child gets left behind. > > > > -- Ed Leafe > > > > > [excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[EMAIL PROTECTED] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
