http://tinyurl.com/96ln6f
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Now Democrats have reclaimed the White House and both parties of Congress,
so of course they're obliged to pull double duty in both sexual and
political scandals. Let's see, they've got the sex scandals pretty well
covered: who can forget such luminaries as Eliot Spitzer, Patron Saint of
Hookers; Tim Mahoney, the proud Florida Democrat with multiple mistresses
who replaced the Republican with the "drinking problem"; the lizard-tongued
humanoid adulterer John Edwards; and last but not least, America's greatest
mayor and sexiest texter, Kwame Kilpatrick.
A recent flood of news about Democrats doing improper, non-sexual stuff for
favors means they've got the political side of scandals covered, too. Let's
review:
* Senate seat salesman Rod Blagojevich
* Congressman Charlie Rangel, whom the New York Times is constantly
catching in the middle of one seedy-looking situation or another
* Secretary-of-State nominee Hillary Clinton, who passed legislation to
help a developer shortly before her husband accepted that developer's
$100,000 donation to his presidential library
And the latest: the portly and affable Bill Richardson, who couldn't be
Secretary of State because he would have been murdered, personally, by the
Clintons, so instead he settled for Commerce Secretary before he got roped
into a grand jury investigation. Apparently some brilliant financial company
that advised Jefferson County, Alabama into near-bankruptcy was also hired
to work its magic on the state of New Mexico after it donated 100 grand to
various political action committees formed by Bill Richardson.
So now Richardson has said to Barack Obama, "Pls do not consider me for
Commerce, as I have this little grand jury problem to deal with." This is
really too bad, because Bill Richardson spoke Spanish! Also he was very
smart, and experienced in talking with nasty dictators. Now Obama will have
to find some other sucker to help him revive the economy and control the
weather.
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- Bob
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