http://bit.ly/9Bbp

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With its armour-plated body and doors, a raised roof, and reinforced steel
and aluminium, The Beast will be Obama's official car. It boasts a titanium
and ceramic superstructure and a sealed interior forming a "panic room"
capable of shielding him from even a chemical weapons attack. Equipped with
a night-vision camera and an armoured petrol tank filled with foam to
prevent explosion should it suffer a direct hit, it also has pump-action
shotguns, tear-gas cannon, oxygen tanks and bottles of the president's
blood. Its tyres allow it to keep driving even if they have been punctured.
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Well at least they gave it a fitting name.

Mind you, most of the time this monster is going to be low-ridin' around the
continental US. 

And the car too.

- Bob


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