Optimists, Pessimists and Technology People give answers below.
Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.” Optimist: “The glass is half full.” Database Administrator: “The glass is sized correctly for peak loads.” Virtualization Admin: “This person should be sharing a Dixie Cup with the guys in accounting.” Business Intelligence Admin: “How can we upsell this customer to bottled water?” Security Admin: “Whose glass is this? Half of the water has gone missing.” Storage Admin: “This glass needs thin provisioning.” ETL Admin: “We need a faster way to fill this glass.” Active Directory Admin: “We need a secondary glass for redundancy.” Backup Admin: “Nobody told me to take a snapshot of the full glass.” Break Fix Admin: “Hang on, I’ll go get you another glass.” Linux Admin: “I bet I could build a better glass myself.” Project Manager: “I need a FTE for 15 minutes to accomplish the deliverable of a full glass.” Azure Developer: “Why buy your own glass? The clouds are full of water.” jQuery Developer: “When you start drinking, it automatically refills.” Mac User: “Check out how much thinner and smaller my glass is, and it holds that much water too.” Twitter: “The faucet is over capacity. Please wait a moment and try again.” -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer Web and Windows Development Independent Contractor Memphis TN 901.246-0159 _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
