>From SQLDenis : So Ward Pond and Michelle Ufford started this SQL rap contest. I replied on twitter that I loved their raps and they told me "bring your skillz!"
Who you trying to get crazy with SA? Don't you know I'm loco.......... ashes 2 ashes and dust 2 dust when u fire up ur queries ur RAM goes bust that is why u need me DB check..1..2..3 I am the DBCC yeah u know me I am the DBCC yeah u know me I defrag, rebuild and help Once I run there is no need to yelp I fly under the radar, I use undocumented procs When u use me, ur laid back and chillin' in ur crocs I can show u stats and shrink ur files make ur machine last longer 4 miles and miles you can be proactive but not a bad user otherwise, you will be dropped and I'll c u in alt.total-loser I am the DBCC yeah u know me I am the DBCC yeah u know me Once I'm done u can put ur data in the air(*) Then use it like u just don't care Data is always there, there is a SLA You know what this means, a happy SA Da man, the Resource Governor is in da house No more runaway queries, u have time 4 ur spouse ur data is so unnormalized, it's like a ghetto You mix bits and bites diminishing your netto I am the DBCC yeah u know me I am the DBCC yeah u know me this stuff you can't sweep under no rug u know * the cloud people, the cloud -- Stephen Russell Sr. Production Systems Programmer Web and Windows Development Independent Contractor Memphis TN 901.246-0159 _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
