Here's some good one for you Ken: #-------------------------
"The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it." —P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores “The enemy isn’t conservatism. The enemy isn’t liberalism. The enemy is bullshit." —Lars-Erik Nelson, political columnist "Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." —Will Rogers "For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks." —George Bush, Sr. "She's a wonderful, wonderful person, and we're looking to a happy and wonderful night — ah, life." —Sen. Ted Kennedy, speaking about his then-fiancee, Victoria Reggie "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." —Ronald Reagan "If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head." —Jim Hightower, former Texas Commissioner of Agriculture, referring to the elder Bush "They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing." —Ted Kennedy "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."—Dan Quayle "Ozone Man, Ozone. He's crazy, way out, far out, man." —George Bush, Sr., speaking about Al Gore during the 1992 presidential campaign "There are lots more people in the House. I don't know exactly — I've never counted, but at least a couple hundred." —Dan Quayle, on the difference between the House and Senate "All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it." —Lyndon Johnson on Hubert Humphrey, his vice president "If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream." —Barry Goldwater "There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and...evil." —Bob Dole, watching former presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon standing by each other at a White House event "In a recent fire Bob Dole's library burned down. Both books were lost. And he hadn't even finished coloring one of them." —Jack Kemp "The attractive lady whom I had only recently been introduced to dropped into my lap....I chose not to dump her off." —Former Senator and presidential candidate Gary Hart, on his encounter with Donna Rice "A number of things that I put in (the diary) were inaccurate, and some of them simply weren't true....On occasion, I discovered I would recount conversations that simply didn't happen.'' —Sen. Bob Packwood, referring to his infamous diaries in which he boasted of his sexual dalliances with staff members http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blclassicquotes.htm #------------------------------------------ Regards, LelandJ _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
