A widowed Jewish  lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach 
in Boca Raton,  Florida.

She looked  up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked 
up, placed his  blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. 
Smiling, 
she attempted  to strike up a conversation with him.

"How are you  today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his  book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she  asked.
 
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he  replied, and turned 
back 
to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that.  My husband passed away three  years ago and it's very 
lonely, she  countered.   
"Do you live around  here?" she asked.
 
"Yes, I live over in Coral Springs," he answered, and  again he resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted,  "Do you like pussy 
cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her  blanket, tore off her 
swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of  her life.

When the  cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did 
you know  that was what I wanted?”

The man replied,  "How did you know my name was Katz?"


      

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