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Comply With Me* (With deepest apologies to Sammy Cahn, Jimmy Van Heusen & Frank Sinatra) Comply with me, before you fly away Remove those shoes and take a cruise Through my peekaboo X-ray Comply with me, I'm your friendly TSA Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums If you opt out I'll just give a shout To my icy-handed chums Comply with me, bend over here it comes Once I get all up there where your hair is ticklish I'll just fish Got my wish Once I get all up there you'll be squirming like an eel You may squeal At the feel When we're together Proctology is such a lovely trade I'll show you love with my rubber glove Try not to be afraid I'd be a perfect gentleman, if you had just obeyed Comply with me, I'm GS8 pay grade Janet Napolitano says to spread 'em wide Have you tried Astro-glide? Janet Napolitano knows your clothes are off Head aloft Turn it and cough When we're together Don't crack wise or I'll ruin your whole day Please don't frown when I pat you down It alerts the CIA It's perfectly legal practice except at Gitmo Bay Comply with me, comply comply Comply with me, obey, obey, obey! Check out the security risks on that one! Yeah! _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
