A driver is stopped for speeding. Asked for his occupation he replies, "Rectum Stretcher". "What the fuck is that?" asks the cop. Driver replies, "You put one finger in, then two, then a hand etc. until its six foot wide". Cop asks, "What the fuck do you do with a six foot arsehole"? ..."Give it a uniform and a fucken speed gun!!"
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