The man who fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself?
--- On Sat, 6/4/11, Adam Buckland <[email protected]> wrote: > From: Adam Buckland <[email protected]> > Subject: RE: [OT] Lowest form of humor. > To: "ProFox Email List" <[email protected]> > Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011, 11:32 AM > What about the dyslexic who walked > into a bra? > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] > [mailto:[email protected]] > On > Behalf Of Pete Theisen > Sent: 03 June 2011 22:46 > To: ProFox Email List > Subject: [OT] Lowest form of humor. > > Hi Everybody, > > 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir > Cumference. > He acquired his size from too much pi. > > 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan > island, but it turned > out to be an optical Aleutian . > > 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her > still. > > 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra > class, because it > was a weapon of math disruption. > > 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll > still be > stationery. > > 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was > cited for > littering. > > 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would > result in Linoleum > Blownapart. > > 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a > tie. > > 9. A hole has been found in the camp wall. The > police are looking into > it. > > 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a > banana. > > 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > > 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the > hallway. One hat said > to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' > > 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. > Then it hit me. > > 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: > 'Keep off the > Grass.' > > 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from > prison was a small > medium at large. > > 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper > spray is now a > seasoned veteran. > > 17. A backward poet writes inverse. > > 18. In a democracy it's your vote that > counts. In feudalism it's your > count that votes. > > 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a > taste of religion. > > 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , > you'd be in Seine. > > 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turned > to the other and > said "Dam!" > > 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so > they lit the craft > on fire. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that > you can't have > your kayak and heat it too. > > 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One said, > 'I've lost my electron.' The > other replied 'Are you sure?' The first answered, 'Yes, I'm > positive.' > > 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused > Novocain during a root > canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. > > 26. There was the person who sent ten > puns to friends, with the hope > that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun > in ten did. > > > -- > Regards, > > Pete > http://pete-theisen.com/ > http://elect-pete-th[excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
