This guy is loved by the Far Left, but not by his colleagues. This guy would be perfect working with Keith Olbermann, the two douchebags will kill each other.
--- On Fri, 6/17/11, Pete Theisen <[email protected]> wrote: > From: Pete Theisen <[email protected]> > Subject: [OT] Soft landing for the Weiner guy > To: "ProFox Email List" <[email protected]> > Date: Friday, June 17, 2011, 1:48 PM > Hi Everybody, > > They say he has some good prospects: > > http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=44255 > > Job offers are already rolling in! You see, the > entire point of > Weiner’s brand of socialist politics is that actual > skills are entirely > unnecessary for the well-connected, powerful member of the > ruling class. > The “men of the people” always live in mansions, > even though they > never worked a day in their lives. > > Weiner’s got a very nice offer on the table from porn > impresario Larry > Flynt, last heard musing that Sarah Palin’s son Trig is a > “brain dead > virtual vegetable.” In the immortal words of Alec > Baldwin, Weiner is a > “high functioning man,” and Flynt can always use > someone like him on the > payroll. > > “After having learned of your sudden and compelled > resignation from your > Congressional post,” Flynt’s letter begins, “I would > like to make you an > offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our > internet > group. As a Congressman, you are known for your intensity > and > perseverance. I believe that this attitude, combined with > your service > in the House of Representatives’ Committee on Energy and > Commerce, will > make you a valuable asset to this corporation.” > > Not only will Weiner be a smooth fit with Flynt’s > philosophy, but he’ll > make out like a bandit. “This offer is not made in > jest,” Flynt assures > the New Face of the Democrat Party. “To show our > sincerity, Flynt > Management Group, LLC is willing to pay twenty percent more > than your > former Congressional salary, ensuring that your medical > benefits would > be equal to what you were previously receiving. While you > will have to > relocate to our corporate offices in Beverly Hills, > California, we would > pay for all relocation costs.” > > Why would Weiner be worth that kind of bread to Larry > Flynt? For the > same reason Weiner will probably land a lucrative lobbying > position, if > he decides not to take Flynt’s offer: political > clout. Weiner might be > a laughingstock and appalling disgrace in the eyes of the > American > people, but he’s still got 20 years’ worth of political > connections, > many of which he inherited from his Jurassic mentor, Chuck > Schumer. > > “We are a serious corporation which, as you know, has > been heavily > involved in the political environment of this country for > over > thirty-five years,” Flynt declares. “Our key > missions have consistently > included the crucial fight of battling hypocrisy within the > federal and > state governments. Flynt Management Group, LLC and > Hustler Magazine > have been dedicated to decades of serious political > commentary. Just as > we do not undertake insincere political crusades, we do not > make > insincere job offers.” > > Of course, if porn magazines and Congressional lobbying > don’t work out > for Weiner, he can still land a job with a major news > organization, just > like Eliot Spitzer. No degree of embarrassment will > close off that > opportunity for a liberal in good standing. Just look > at Keith > Olbermann, who turned up last night on Jimmy Fallon’s > show to babble > like a lunatic about how House Speaker John Boehner’s > name sounds like > “boner.” If Olbermann is employable, then Anthony > Weiner sure as hell is. > -- > Regards, > > Pete > http://pete-theisen.com/ > http://elect-pete-theisen.com/ > > _______________________________________________ > Post Messages to: [email protected] > Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox > OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech > Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox > This message: > http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] > ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are > the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or > medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for > those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious. > _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: [email protected] Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/[email protected] ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
