Sorga yang dijanjikan al-mushaf itu sungguh kere...
Nggak ada duren, nggak ada mangga, nggak ada kedongdong...
Nggak ada cognac, nggak calvados, nggak ada tequilla, nggak ada
bir...
Coklat juga nggak ada..
Yang ada cuma ari tawar, susu, madu, buah khuldi, buah korma,
buah anggur...
Akan halnyak khamar terbatas untuk yang duduk disebelah kanan
Allah...
Dibandingkan dengan Leiden sekarang sorga yang dijanjikan
al-Mushaf itu cuman kampung kumuh....
Dan untuk masuk kampung kumuh itu orang Islam mau saja
tunggang-tungik kayak onta dientotin jirapah lima kali sehari,
puasa buat bikin nafas bauk...
Dan yang lebih penting: al-Mushaf itu TIDAK berbukti berisi
wahyu Allah, tapi toh dijadikan kitab suci oleh orang Islam yang
memang dungu-dungu kayak keledai debil pengencuk kambing congek
lagi cacingan...
On 23 Dec 2004, at 6:06, amrace69 wrote:
>
> Sebenarnya kasihan juga melihat orang-orang islam ini....
> mereka tidak tahu bagaimana kehidupan didalam sorga nanti,
> yang mereka ketahui hanyalah gambaran yg diberikan oleh
> muhammad bahwa :
>
> Disurga itu ada sungai2 mengalir...makan minum sepuasnya...
> berleha-leha diatas dipan-dipan...dikawinkan dengan bidadari-bidadari
> cantik...72 bidadari..wow...
>
> Akibatnya...orang2 islam ini selalu memikirkan kelaminnya....
> mengingat disorga sudah menanti 72 bidadari yg perawan-perawan ???
>
> Sesungguhnya...orang2 islam ini tidak menyadari bahwa gambaran surga
> yang diberikan oleh muhammad adalah angan-angan muhammad saja !
> yaa... angan-angan seorang maniac yg hidup ditengah gurun pasir,
> adalah sungai2, cewek2 cantik, makanan dan minuman....isteri yg
> banyak, dll
>
> he..he..he..
>
> Dan orang2 islam ini pun tidak pernah menggunakan akal sehatnya...
>
> THINK !
>
>
> --- In [EMAIL PROTECTED], "efy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > susah...kalo otaknya udh diprogram ngeres....ngeliat apa aja..yg
> dipikirin ngeres..membaca apa aja..selalu diartikan ngeres...soal
> bidadari..udha gua bilang...kita sendiri belum tau yg
> pegimana...namanya saja..hadiah..imbalan atas segala perbuatan kita
> didunia..perkara Allah menggambarkan bahwa hadiahnya seperti
> itu...ya..begitulah...tapi untuk selanjutnya kudu
> indehoy..teruuusss..seperti pikiran loe.....seperti elo lah..dikasih
> hadiah motor..masak mau naek motor itu terus...apa kagak ada kegiatan
> laen???
> > lagak loe kayak tuhan aja..bakalan tau disana ngapain...dgn
> siapa...ngaceng apa nggak....!!!yg tuhan itu elo apa Allah??
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Muslim Saleh
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Thursday, December 23, 2004 3:14 AM
> > Subject: Re: [islamkristen] can you imagine?
> >
> >
> > Kalau surganya islam, tuh titit ngecenggggggggggggggg
> trussssss.......................
> > Dari satu bidadari bergilir ke bidadari lain, dan yang bidadari
> lainnya menunggu guliran untuk digilirin
> > Di dunia hidup untuk seks, di surga juga untuk sekssssss
> >
> > efy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > he..he...batagor merasa ada yg salah dgn surga yg digambarkan
> demikian......pertanyaan selanjutnya......gimana dgn surganya kristen
> yang jelas-jelasan gak ada kelaminnya...ngejomblo aja...gak tau mau
> ngapa-ngapain...kayak di taruh disuatu ruang terpencil..gak pake
> baju..gak pake celana..gak ada kelamin..terus disuruh diem
> aja.....kayak di setrap di depn kelas ama guru TK-nya si wayame
> aja!!!!
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: batara guru
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 5:37 PM
> > Subject: [islamkristen] can you imagine?
> >
> >
> > can you imagine?
> >
> > mengenakan pakaian sutera terbaik dan duduk di kursi terbuat
> dr emas dan batu permata?
> >
> >
> > mengenakan pakaian sutera terbaik itu tdk menjadi masalah, tp
> duduk di atas kursi emas dan batu permata sepanjang hari sdh jelas
> akan membuat pantat, pinggang dan punggung sakit, apalagi sambil
> mempenetrasi perawan2
> >
> > unt apakah masih memikirkan emas permata jk ada kenikmatan
> lain yaitu mempenetrasi perawan sedangkan emas permata tsb tdk bisa
> dipakai unt membeli barang
> >
> >
> > apakah allah tdk bisa menyediakan kursi empuk dr busa dan
> pegas berlapiskan kulit yg lebih dibutuhkan dibandingkan dgn kursi yg
> keras krn terbuat dr emas dan batu permata?
> >
> >
> > ternyata allah tdk tahu bhw ada kursi yg empuk dan kursi
> empuk itu lebih nikmat unt diduduki, baik sekedar duduk saja maupun
> unt tempat mempenetrasi perawan. tdk pernah terbayang oleh allah bhw
> orang bisa membuat busa atau menggunakan bahan pengisi spt kapuk atau
> bulu angsa atau bahan sintetis unt membuat bantalan empuk
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "And those foremost (In Tawheed and obedience to Allah and
> His Messenger in this life) will be foremost (in Paradise). They will
> be those nearest to Allah in the Gardens of Delight. A multitude of
> those (the foremost) will be from the first generation (who embraced
> Islam) and a few of those (the foremost) will be from the later
> (generations). They will be reclining, face to face, on thrones woven
> with gold and precious stones. They will be served by immortal boys,
> with cups and jugs, and a glass from the flowing wine, from which
> they will have neither any headache, nor any intoxication. They will
> have fruit from which they may choose, and the flesh of fowls that
> they desire. There will be Houris with wide, lovely eyes (as wives
> for the pious), like preserved pearls, a reward for deeds that they
> used to do. They will hear no vain or sinful speech (like backbiting,
> etc.) but only the saying of:
> >
> > Salam, Salam, (greetings of peace). And those on the Right
> Hand, who will be those on the Right Hand? They will be among thorn-
> less lote-trees among Talh (banana trees) with fruits piled one above
> another, in long-extended shade, by constantly flowing water, and
> fruit in plenty, whose season is not limited, and their supply will
> not be cut off. They will be on couches or thrones raised high.
> Verily, We have created for them (maidens) of equal age, loving
> (their husbands only). For those on the Right Hand." [56:10-38]
> >
> >
> > "Verily, the dwellers of Paradise that Day, will be busy in
> joyful things. They and their wives will be in pleasant shade,
> reclining on thrones. They will have therein fruits (of all kinds),
> and all that they will ask for. (It will be said to them): "Salamun"
> (Peace be on you), a Word from the Lord, Most Merciful." [36:55-58]}
> >
> >
> >
> > Can you imagine?
> >
> > Wearing the finest silk clothing and sitting on chairs made
> of gold and precious stones? Those who disbelieve in the words of
> Allah, say that this is all a fairy-tale, made up by a would-be
> prophet. But we know, that Allah is the Truthful and that His
> Messenger, sallallahu alayhe wa sallam, spoke only what was revealed
> to from the Most Truthful. And even though Allah describes Paradise
> for us in the Qur'an, He still says, "So no soul knows the delights
> of the eyes which is hidden for them; a reward for what they did."
> [32:17]
> >
> >
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