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If u need ADVICE, BBM™ me.

If u need FRIEND, call me.

If u need HELP, e-mail me.

If u need MONEY, nomor yg anda tuju tidak dapat dihubungi.. 
Terima kasih. Klik.
Tut... Tut... Tut....
(Suara telpon putus)

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Ketika masih sekolah kusadari, "Rajin Pangkal Pandai". 

Saat sudah bekerja kuyakini, "Hemat Pangkal Kaya". 

Setelah menikah kurasakan, "Nikmatnya Pangkal Paha"

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Orang Kalau Kentut

Orang Amerika bilang, "EXCUSE ME". 

Orang Inggris bilang, "PARDON ME". 

Orang Singapore bilang, "I'M SORRY". 

Kalo Orang Indonesia, pasti bilang, "NOT ME!! NOT ME!!
It's must be You..!!!"

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Kalo bahasa inggrisnya beras adalah rice

Kalo bahasa inggrisnya panjang adalah long

Jadi, Kalo bahasa inggrisnya beras panjang adalah LONGTONG

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When I see baby, I remember "TEDDY BEAR DOLL".

When I see a little girl, I remember "BARBIE DOLL".

But when I see u, I remember "PANADOL"

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SELAMAT!!!!

Anda mendapatkan kado dari Digital LG!!

Pilih yg anda suka :

1. Digi-Last Mobil
2. Digi-Link Truk
3. Digi-Ring Polisi
4. Digi-Git Anjing
5. Digi-Lir Banci

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TEST MATA:

$.   Dollar. . . .

¥.   Yen. . . .

£.   Euro. . . .

Rp. Rupiah. . . .

Hasil test mata:

ANDA POSITIF MATA DUITAN. . .

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"Ya, Tuhan...  
Ampunilah yg baca BBM™ ini, karena dia jarang berdoa! 

Hobinya hanya baca BBM™  & menunggu kiriman BBM™ dr saya saja".

┣┫Ū=D┣┫Ū=))┣┫Ū=D :p (ch@)

Selamat Malam

Charles Asiku
[email protected]
[email protected]
pin: 21EF6D92
Surabaya





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