Hehehe... Jadi emang mata lu terlalu sipit baca tulisan gw, atau lu bacanya pake biji peler, atau bahkan lu terlalu dogol untuk mengerti tulisan gw?
Coba dipake otak lo dong tem, mosok gw mau anjing sipit gw dibantai? --- In [email protected], itemabu2 <itemabu2@...> wrote: > > Hehehe... jadi lu pengen gua dibantai kopasus atau tentara. > > Makin jelas tampang orang Islam, setelah Abbas Amin dan Dimas > walahualan, sekarang reameutia jg pengen gua dibantai. > > > > On 3/23/13, rezameutia <rezameutia@...> wrote: > > tem, in i kristen2 dogol modar ditembak kopasus. > > > > untung bapak lo urusannya cuman sama tentara, jadi cuman digamparin setengah > > modar aja. > > > > coba kalo urusannya sama kopasus, bapak lo bukan cuman digamparin aja tapi > > di jedor juga tuh kayak kristen dogol ini.. > > > > > > ==== > > > > > > > > Anggota Kopassus Diduga Serbu Penjara di Sleman > > Besar Kecil Normal > > TEMPO.CO, Sleman - Lembaga Pemasyarakatan Cebongan Sleman diserang belasan > > orang tak dikenal. Mereka mengincar empat tahanan yang menjadi tersangka > > pengeroyok seorang anggota Kopassus hingga terwas. > > > > Kepala Kepolisian Daerah (Kapolda) Daerah Istimewa Yogyakarta Brigadir > > Jenderal Sabar Rahardjo mengatakan empat tersangka yang diincar tewas > > ditembak pada Sabtu, 23 Maret 2013 sekitar pukul 01.00 WIB. Mereka merupakan > > tersangka pelaku penganiayaan hingga menewaskan anggota TNI Angkatan Darat > > Kesatuan Kopassus Kandang Menjangan, Kartosuro, Solo, Sersan Satu Santoso. > > > > "Ya, mereka pelakunya (penganiayaan Santoso)," kata Sabar Rahardjo, saat > > berada di Lembaga Pemasyarakatan Cebngan Sleman, Sabtu pagi. > > > > Dia menjelaskan, kronologi kejadian itu, ada gerombolan dengan penutup wajah > > melompat pagar penjara setinggi sekitar 1,5 meter. Mereka lalu memaksa > > penjaga membuka pintu dengan cara mengancam akan meledakkan granat. > > > > Setelah masuk penjara, mereka memaksa penjaga pembawa kunci ruang tahanan > > untuk mencari target empat orang tersangka itu. Setelah mendapatkaan target, > > germbolaan itu menembak empat orang itu. Akibatnya empat orang itu tewas. > > Dugaan sementara, ada sekitar 17 orang yang masuk, namun juga masih ada yang > > berjaga di luar penjara kelas 2B itu. > > > > Sementara, Closed Circuit Television (CCTV) yang dipaasang di penjaara itu > > diambil oleh gerombolan itu. Hingga pagi hari, petugas dari Laboratorium > > Forensik (Labfor) Polda Daerah Istimewa Yogyakarta masih berada di penjara. > > Di luar lapas, puluhan polisi dan tentara berjaga. > > > > Polisi masih melakukan penyelidikan untuk mencari para pelaku yang > > menewaskan tersangka itu. Para tersangka adalah Hendrik Angel Sahetapi alias > > Deki, Adrianus Candra Galaga, Yohanes Juan Mambait, Gameliel Yermiayant Rohi > > Riwu. > > > > Mereka adalah tersangka kejadian penganiayaan Santoso, anggota Kopassus pada > > Selasa 19 Maret 2013 di Hugo's cafe, Jalan Adisutjipto, km 8,5, Maguwoharjo, > > Sleman. Tentara berpangkat Sersan Satu itu tewas dengan luka tusuk. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], itemabu2 <itemabu2@> wrote: > >> > >> Dasar tolol, lu sbg orang Islam itu disuruh cebok pake tangan kiri, ga > >> boleh pake tangan kanan. > >> > >> Kalo lu hrs gua ajarin cara cebok, gua kasih tau deh. Lu ambil batu 3 > >> biji, lalu lu pegang batu pake tangan kiri lu, lalu lu pake buat > >> bersihin pantat lu. Ga perlu pake tangan kanan, cukup pake tangan > >> kiri. > >> > >> Praktekin tuh ajaran nabi lu yg ngajarin cara cebok Islami. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> On 3/23/13, johny_indon <johny_indon@> wrote: > >> > > >> > > >> > emang kalo tangan kanannya yg buntung trus ceboknya gimana juga blek? > >> > coba sebagai pemerhati cebok gua pengen tau jawaban elu dan si kup... > >> > eh > >> > rico cebok. > >> > > >> > (orang sibuk ngobrolin investasi lu pade masih puyeng dgn soal > >> > percebokan. > >> > lol) > >> > > >> > --- In [email protected], itemabu2 <itemabu2@> wrote: > >> >> > >> >> Gimana dgn orang yg udah dipotong tangan kirinya krn nyolong? Mereka > >> >> kan ga boleh cebok pake tangan kanan. > >> >> > >> >> Gua rasa, si arra_s itu pasti suka lupa ngucapin bismilah, entah > >> >> sengaja apa kagak, shg setan dan jin bisa ngeliat auratnya. > >> >> > >> >> Tp ga tau, apa setan dan jin itu ada di kamar mandi di apartemen di > >> >> Korea. Kayaknya sih setan dan jin itu pada ngumpul di tanah Arab dan > >> >> jg nempel dgn orang Islam ke mana2 nurut Quran, ga dgn kafir. > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> On 3/22/13, ttbnice <rparapat@> wrote: > >> >> > Kalo gak cebok artinya gak ISlami dong.... hehehehe > >> >> > > >> >> > --- In [email protected], itemabu2 <itemabu2@> wrote: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> Inilah cara2 berak dan kencing yg Islami, menunjukkan betapa > >> >> >> dungunya > >> >> >> orang Islam dan ajaran Islam tsb. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> Agama tolol menghasilkan orang tolol, agama bejad menghasilkan > >> >> >> orang > >> >> >> bejad. Dan Islam menghasilkan orang tolol dan bejad krn Islam itu > >> >> >> emang agama tolol dan bejad. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> http://islamqa.info/en/ref/12657/lavatory > >> >> >> > >> >> >> This is a summary of the etiquette of relieving oneself, which it > >> >> >> is > >> >> >> mustahabb for the Muslim to observe when relieving himself. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 1 It is Sunnah to say "Bismillaah (in the name of Allaah)" when > >> >> >> entering the washroom, because it was narrated from `Ali ibn Abi > >> >> >> Taalib (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Messenger of > >> >> >> Allaah > >> >> >> (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: "The eyes of the > >> >> >> jinn are blocked from seeing the `awraat of the sons of Adam when > >> >> >> one > >> >> >> of them says, on entering the washroom, `Bismillaah.'" > >> >> >> > >> >> >> (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, al-Jumu'ah, 551. Classed as saheeh by > >> >> >> al-Albaani in Saheeh Sunan al-Tirmidhi, no. 496). > >> >> >> > >> >> >> It was also proven in the hadeeth of Anas that the Prophet (peace > >> >> >> and > >> >> >> blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: "Allaahumma inni a'oodhu > >> >> >> bika > >> >> >> min al-khubthi wa'l-khabaa'ith (O Allaah, I seek refuge in You from > >> >> >> all offensive and wicked things (evil deeds and evil spirits)." > >> >> >> > >> >> >> (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, al-Wudoo', 139) > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 2 He should enter with his left foot first, and exit with his > >> >> >> right > >> >> >> foot first. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 3 If he wants to relieve himself in a place that is not > >> >> >> designated > >> >> >> for that purpose, it is recommended for him to go far away (from > >> >> >> people). > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 4 He should not face the qiblah or turn his back towards it when > >> >> >> relieving himself, because of the hadeeth narrated from the Prophet > >> >> >> (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) in which he said: "When > >> >> >> any one of you needs to defecate, let him not face the qiblah or > >> >> >> turn > >> >> >> his back toward it; face east or west" [because Makkah is south of > >> >> >> Madeenah Translator]." (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, al-Wudoo', 141). > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 5 When urinating, a person must be careful not to let drops of > >> >> >> urine > >> >> >> land on his clothes or body, because it was narrated in the hadeeth > >> >> >> of > >> >> >> Ibn `Abbaas that "the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be > >> >> >> upon > >> >> >> him) passed by one of the gardens of Madeenah or Makkah, and he > >> >> >> heard > >> >> >> the voices of two men who were being punished in their graves. The > >> >> >> Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: `They are > >> >> >> being punished but they are not being punished for a major sin.' > >> >> >> Then > >> >> >> he said, `No, one of them used not to take precautions to protect > >> >> >> himself from his urine, and the other used to go about spreading > >> >> >> slander.' Then he called for a palm-branch, which he broke in two > >> >> >> and > >> >> >> placed each piece on a grave, It was said to him, `O Messenger of > >> >> >> Allaah, why did you do that?' He said, `May their torment be > >> >> >> reduced > >> >> >> so long as these do not dry out' or `until these dry out.'" > >> >> >> (Narrated > >> >> >> by al-Bukhaari, al-Wudoo', 209). > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 6 He should not hold his penis with his right hand whilst > >> >> >> urinating, > >> >> >> because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) > >> >> >> said: > >> >> >> "When any one of you goes to the lavatory, he should neither touch > >> >> >> his > >> >> >> penis nor clean his private parts with his right hand." (Narrated > >> >> >> by > >> >> >> al-Bukhaari, al-Wudoo', 149) > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 7 It is not permissible to relieve oneself in the street or in > >> >> >> the > >> >> >> shade, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon > >> >> >> him) > >> >> >> said: "Beware of two things which provoke cursing." They said, > >> >> >> "What > >> >> >> are the two things which provoke cursing, O Messenger of Allaah?" > >> >> >> He > >> >> >> said, "Relieving oneself on the street or in the shade." (Narrated > >> >> >> by > >> >> >> Muslim, al-Tahaarah, 397) > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 8 It is makrooh to speak whilst relieving oneself. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> 9 It is mustahabb when coming out of the washroom to say > >> >> >> "Ghufraanak > >> >> >> (I ask You (Allaah) for Your forgiveness)," because it was narrated > >> >> >> that `Aa'ishah (may Allaah be pleased with her) said: "When the > >> >> >> Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) came out of the > >> >> >> washroom, he would say, `Ghufraanak.'" > >> >> >> > >> >> >> (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, al-Tahaarah, 7; classed as saheeh by > >> >> >> al-Albaani in Saheeh Sunan al-Tirmidhi, no. 7 > >> >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > > > ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! 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