"Shall we go to Mina and the private organs of some of us are dribbling (if we finish Ihram and have sexual relations with our wives)?"
Kalo para sahabat (dan nabi tentunya) berumrah dgn kontol yg masih menetes2kan sperma, maka wajar aja kalo orang2 Islam jg berjihad dgn kontol yg masih menetes2kan sperma jg. Makanya dibutuhkan pejihad2 PSK di jalan auloh agar bisa ngecrot terus. Kalo di milis, mngkin cukuplah bilang mau ngebuntingin satu2nya cewek di milis ini spy kontol si habe bs menetes2kan spermanya di depan komputer. Chapter: 'Umra from At-Tan'im Narrated Jabir bin `Abdullah: The Prophet () and his companions assumed Ihram for Hajj and none except the Prophet () and Talha had the Hadi with them. `Ali had come from Yemen and he had the Hadi with him. He (`Ali) said, "I have assumed Ihram with an intention like that of Allah's Messenger () has assumed it." The Prophet () ordered his companions to intend the Ihram with which they had come for `Umra, to perform the Tawaf of the Ka`ba (and between Safa and Marwa), to get their hair cut short and then to finish their Ihram with the exception of those who had the Hadi with them. They asked, "Shall we go to Mina and the private organs of some of us are dribbling (if we finish Ihram and have sexual relations with our wives)?" The Prophet heard that and said, "Had I known what I know now, I would not have brought the Hadi. If I did not have the Hadi with me I would have finished my Ihram." `Aisha got her menses and performed all the ceremonies (of Hajj) except the Tawaf . So when she became clean from her menses, and she had performed the Tawaf of the Ka`ba, she said, "O Allah's Messenger ()! You (people) are returning with both Hajj and `Umra and I am returning only with Hajj!" So, he ordered `Abdur Rahman bin Abu Bakr to go with her to at-Tan`im. Thus she performed `Umra after the Hajj in the month of Dhi-l-Hijja. Suraqa bin Malik bin Ju'sham met the Prophet () at Al-`Aqaba (Jamrat-ul 'Aqaba) while the latter was stoning it and said, "O Allah's Messenger ()! Is this permissible only for you?" The Prophet replied, "No, it is for ever (i.e. it is permissible for all Muslims to perform `Umra before Hajj." Reference : Sahih al-Bukhari 1785 In-book reference : Book 26, Hadith 13 USC-MSA web (English) reference : Vol. 3, Book 27, Hadith 13 (deprecated) 2013/7/19 kim <[email protected]> > ** > > > Disinyalir belasan perempuan berkebangsaan Tunisia pergi ke Syria > dengan maksud ikut berjuang banjidor-an. Apa gerangan ketangkasan > dan keberanian para banjidor perempuan tersebut ? > > Tak ada keahlian apa-apa, hanya utuk menyodorkan nonok mereka buat > para banjidor laki di Syria yang lagi baku hantam. Berita ini ber- > sumber kehulu pers media terbitan Tunisia berdasarkan fatwa seorang > imam asal Saudi Arabia. > > Si imam tuyul ini mempunyai ide yang rada diluar kebiasaan... > Mengingat pada sebuah teori, yang mengatakan jika pemaen sepak > bola atau si petinju akan naik kegelanggang, ada baeknya dihin- > darkan untuk kelonan dengan perempuan. > > Bukan rahasia lagi jika daya perang laki itu disetir oleh testo- > steron. Dengan kata lain, semakin peju'/sperma silaki semakin > bergelayut dikantung bji peler, semakin dia berang untuk adu- > jotos. > > Justru ide si imam tuyul ini akan melemahkan daya tempur si > banjidor untuk gelut dengan tentara Syria. Sejarah kontemporer > mencatat apa yang terjadi di negara Aljazair, sewaktu banjidor > GIA melawan tentara Aljazair. > > Disebutkan, sektor banjidor perempuan itu adanya didapur. Mereka > yang menyiapkan makanan dan menjaga dapur mengepul. Bilamana > para banjidor pulang setelah memenggal penduduk satu kampung, > mereka hanya menganga untuk menyantap makanan yg sudah disedia- > kan. Lalu menyantap nonok, dengan sendirinya... > > Itu adalah salah satu tabir dalam rangka berjihad. > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
