----- Forwarded Message ----- From: koentjoro hariman <[email protected]> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, 24 August 2013 1:31 AM Subject: FW: The Harley-Davidson Facts Subject:The Harley-Davidson Facts > > > >The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and >went to heaven. > >At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and >your motorcycleshave changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with >anyone you want to in heaven.' > >Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with >God.' > >St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. > >God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented >the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' > >Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' > >God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty >unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' > >Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you >the inventor of woman?' > > >God said, 'Ah, yes.' > >'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design >flaws in your invention ! > >1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension > > > > > >2. It chatters constantly at high speeds > > > > >3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much > > > > >4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust > > > >5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! > > > > > >'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' > >God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for >the results. > >The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. > >'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but >according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >FREE Animationsfor Your Email! > > > > Click Here! > > > > > > > > > > > >
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