If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?

Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Can you sentence a homeless man to a house arrest?

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words
"the" and "rapist" put together?

When the letters in "mother in law" are rearranged, they will spell
Woman Hitler.

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front?

If marriages means you fall in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

If the day before holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after
Christmas Adam?

Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their
actual marriage?

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal
to keep them as a pet?



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