Note: forwarded message attached. ----- Original Message ----- From: Sona Girl Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:18 PM 10 most stupid questions people usually ask
in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again or should i try this time." 3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping. Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think? 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke Answer:-No, it's a miracle ........... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!! WANNA FRIENDSHIP WITH ME EMAIL ME PASS THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW 41000+ Members Already Joined JOIN NOW http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweetcrazyboy/join [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] Post message: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subscribe : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe : [EMAIL PROTECTED] List owner : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
