Contoh retarded, ga sekalian minta presidennya. --- In [email protected], "sunny" <am...@...> wrote: > > :-)))) > > http://arabnews.com/saudiarabia/article181088.ece > > Wanted: Phoenix to rescue us from backwardness > By KHALAF AL-HARBI | OKAZ > > Published: Nov 5, 2010 23:31 Updated: Nov 5, 2010 23:31 > > JEDDAH: In the name of 300 million Arabs, I appeal to the Chilean people to lend us their Phoenix capsule that was made to rescue those miners trapped underground. > > We need it to lift us from the mines of backwardness, darkness, authoritarianism, bureaucracy, nepotism, cheating, hypocrisy, corruption and poverty. We spend our lives trapped underground! > > . On Sept. 2, 2009, Okaz newspaper published a report quoting the director of a water desalination station Muhammad Farhan as saying that pollution emitted by the station would stop by the end of the year. He said this about 10 months ago. He also said a SR280 million contract was signed to put an end to the problem. Could we manufacture a capsule to extract the contract from his drawer, because the pollution is still continuing and the fumes have affected local residents! > > . The Qur'an memorization school in Damad has refused to register six-year-old student Abdul Aziz Al-Shukani despite the availability of places usually reserved for the relatives of the principal and the sons of the teachers. Talking to Okaz, the principal denied accusations that he had turned the school into a family facility. I am, however, ready to provide him with the names of the enrolled students and details of their relationship to him and other teachers. > > . There is no society in the world where obstacles are put in front of the woman under the pretext of protecting her privacy! At the same time, there is no society in the world, whether Muslim, Jewish or Buddhist, where men sell lingerie except in our society! We need the Phoenix capsule to save us from the contradictions of privacy. > > . A teacher discovered that he had been appointed in a mechanic job at a workshop about 10 years ago. He was still "working" in the workshop. All the Labor Office did was give him a letter to give to the workshop, even though he does not know its address. The Labor Ministry needs the Chilean capsule to unmask the true extent of unemployment in the Kingdom. > > . Last Wednesday, six tourist class travelers on Saudia flight 1060 to Riyadh lost their seats and the Saudi reservation officer did not know how! When they protested loudly, they were offered free seats on the next flight. No capsule in the world can rescue Saudi Arabian Airlines. > > . A customs officer said six months ago a company had won a contract to make them uniforms for the summer. He said the company took their measurements, but summer came and went and they never received their outfits. I told him that no capsule would give them warmth during the winter and advised him to wear animal fur. > > . Sports coaches at King Abdulaziz University complained that they were dismissed from a championship in Spain in which their university was participating. The delegation consisted of 25 students and 50 administrators who had nothing to do with sports, except for two trainers! If the academics exploit official missions so they can go on holiday, what will the other half-educated people do? Here, we need a conscience capsule. > > . Female students at King Abdulaziz University in Al-Sulaimaniyah district complain that the food served to them from the only restaurant at their hostel is bad. They are dreaming of the capsule that transported food to the miners. > > . Fahd Al-Ghishaiyan is the first Saudi football player to play professionally in Europe. He was also the first Saudi player to accurately diagnose what was wrong with sport in our country when he said: "We do not have professional players, but rather hypocrites and beggars." Our sports society does not need a rescue capsule, but a police force to combat begging! > > - klfha...@... > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] >
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