Tp auloh kan nyediain wong lanang di sorga. Buat disodomi dan nyodomi orang Islam tentunya.
Kalo kita lihat jg auloh nyediain khamar di sorga yg haram di bumi, maka tentunya saling sodomi di sorga itu halal biarpun diharamkan oleh orang Islam di bumi. Ngomong2, kalo orang Islam lagi horny tp ga ada cewek, bisa jg tuh semangka di embat. Makanya kalo beli semangka, liat dulu apa ada lobangnya apa kagak, siapa tau semangkanya abis diembat orang Islam. Third example of Sunni morality - Sunni 'Ulama have ruled on the Permissibility of Having Sex with WatermelonsThat was not a typographical error. Ibn Qayyim continues this discussion, which exemplifies the morals espoused by Sunni Islam: "If a man makes a hole in a watermelon, or a piece of dough, or a leather skin, or a statue, and has sex with it, then this is the same as what we have said about other types of masturbation [i.e., that it is halaal in the same circumstances given before, such as being on a journey]. In fact, it is easier than masturbating with one's hand". CommentAll the Muslims should certainly be grateful that Ibn Qayyim has offered this advice on the easiest way to masturbate, and clearly Ibn Qayyim has done a lot of personal research on this issue. This is the ruling of the "saved sect": Contracting temporary marriage with a woman is haram, but contracting temporary marriage with a watermelon is halaal. In his defence, perhaps Ibn Qayyim only meant that it is allowed to marry a watermelon with the intent of divorcing it, for doing Mut'ah with a watermelon would clearly be an act of fornication. ________________________________ From: muskitawati <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Wed, April 6, 2011 5:54:56 PM Subject: [proletar] Re: Agama Serba Salah Selalu Menyalahkan Umat !!! > "Tawangalun" <tawangalun@...> wrote: > kalau ustad kok belum ketemu yg kawin > dg lanang,malah AA Gym dua wedok semua. > Nek Kardinal memang senengnya bocah > lanang. Itulah, semua uztad hati2 sebelum nikah dicobain dulu, dizinahi dulu sebelum memutuskan untuk menikahinya. Dengan cara begitula dia tidak terjebak menikahi lanang. Ini buktinya bahwa ajaran Islam yang membolehkan poligamy agar tidak bersinah tidak benar. Jadi poligamy bukan mencegah perzinahan tapi memang merupakan perzinahan. Mendorong poligamy artinya mendorong perzinahan. Kalo si Umar itu memang tadinya juga mau berzinah dulu sebelum menikah, tapi si Icha menolak, karena si Icha memahami ajaran Islam melarang berzinah sebelum menikah. Maka si Umar mematuhi untuk menikah dulu baru setelah syah bersenggama. Namun setelah enam bulan bersenggama dengan dubur si Icha, akhirnya terbongkar juga rahasianya, ternyata si Icha itu lanang. Jadi ajaran Islam yang melarang sex sebelum menikah ternyata membuat umatnya terjebak, yaitu terjebak seperti si Umar. Dengan kata lain, uztad2 yang berulangkali menikahi gadis2 cilik tidak pernah terjebak seperti ini karena memakai resep yang melanggar ajaran Islam, mereka lebih dulu berzinah dulu sebelum menikah... Namun hal ini khan rahasia pribadi yang tidak perlu diungkapkan. Dan memang begitulah rahasia kehidupan dalam Islam, bagian gelap dirahasiakan, sedangkan hanya yang kelihatan bagus saja diungkapkan. Ny. Muslim binti Muskitawati. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
