Jadi Allah yang dikibulkan orang Arab primitif maha tahu itu maunya orang Islam tunggak tunggik 50 kali sehari...
Jadi tu Allah nggak tahu bahwa manusia itu perlu waktu untuk menimati hidup ini. Tu Allah, jelasnya, nggak maha tahu. --- In [email protected], "Tawangalun" <tawangalun@...> wrote: > > Tidak percuma Nabi saya nawar solat 5 waktu lantas bisa muncul bilangan 42 > digit kelipatan 19,hebat kan nabi saya? > > > Coba temen anda yang ahli matematika suruh coment bilangan raka'at > shalat dibawah ini,beserta bilangan Permutasi yang diturunkan > darinya kok selalu habis dibagi dengan angka 19 (jumlah huruf > Basmalah). > Shalat wajib 5 waktu terdiri atas 17 Raka'at dalam sehari semalam. > 1. Shubuh 2 raka'at > 2. Zhuhr 4 > 3. 'Ashar 4 > 4. Maghrib 3 > 5. 'Isya 4 > --- + > 17 raka'at > > Kita susun jumlah raka'at tersebut: 24434,yang jumlahnya 17. Ini > habis dibagi 19, yaitu 24434 = 19 x 1286. Anehnya 1286 itu > jumlahnya tetep masih 17 lagi sebab = 1+2+8+6 = 17. Dengan bilangan > pembagi 19, maka bilangan yang dibagi dengan bilangan hasil bagi > sama-sama jumlahnya 17. Tidak percuma Nabi Muhammad SAW menerima > Rukun Islam kedua ini pada waktu Mi'raj,padahal perintah zakat dll > hanya lewat Jibril.Ini bukan mitos, melainkan data numrik, murni > matematis, eksak, tidak seperti hermeneutika, itu pistol mainan anak- > anak, yang pakai pendekatan historis yang tidak eksak. > > Kita lanjutkan; letakkan no.urut shalat di depan setiap raka'at, > maka menjadilah: 21 42 43 34 45, dirapatkan menjadi 2142433445, > masya-Allah ini lagi-lagi bukan mitos, ini data numerik yang eksak, > sebab 2142433445 = 19 x 112759655,jadi merupakan kelipatan 19 lagi. > > Selanjutnya kita susun jumlah raka'at setiap hari 17 17 17 17 17 17 > 15 , enam hari masing-masing 17 raka'at, kecuali hari Jum'at(ditaruh > paling akhir) 15 raka'at. Kita rapatkan, menjadilah 17171717171715. > Lagi-lagi ini bukan mitos tetapi data numerik, masya-Allah > 17171717171715 = 19 x 903774587985.Jadi merupakan kelipatan 19 lagi. > > Masih belum selesai, kita lanjutkan. Sisipkan no.urut 1 s/d 7 pada > masing-masing jumlah raka'at, menjadilah: 1-17 2-17 3-17 4-17 5-17 6- > 17 7-15 lalu mari dirapatkan 117217317417517617715, masya-Allah ini > habis dibagi 19, harus pakai kalkulator 21 digit, hasilnya? Ini dia: > 6193332495658821985. > > Belumlah berakhir; analog dengan di atas, namun yang 15 raka'at > ditaruh paling depan, menjadi 115217317417517617717, kita pakai > kalkulator 21 digit, hasilnya = 19 x 6064069337764085143. > > Ini yang terakhir, yang 17 diganti dengan 24434 untuk hari-hari > biasa dan untuk hari Jumlat 15 diganti dengan 22434 (4 diganti 2, > karena pada hari Ju'mat Zhuhur diganti shalat Jum'at 2 raka'at), > maka menjadilah: > 1 24434 2 24434 3 24434 4 24434 5 24434 6 24434 7 22434, dirapatkan > menjadi: > 124434224434324434424434524434624434722434. Ini mesti pakai > kalkulator 42 digit yang sangat khusus, hasilnya = 19 x > 6549169707069707074970238128138128143286. > Untuk membantu Lawalata yang kesulitan mencari calculator 42 > digit,maka tak Bantu hitungkan. > > Dengan cara perkalian tradisional, pakai kertas dengan pinsil, > seperti berikut: > > 6549169707069707074970238128138128143286 > 19 > ----------------------------------------- x > 58942527363627363674732143153243153289574 > 6549169707069707074970238128138128143286 > ------------------------------------------ + > 124434224434324434424434524434624434722434 > > Kalau teman anda tadi tidak bisa menciptakan bilangan yang semisal > dengannya mbok diakui bahwa Quran itu memang bukan karangan uwong > jaman 14 abad yang lalu,buktinya tadi nyari calculatornya saja > kesulitan gitu kok.Padahal ini sudah jaman computer. > > Shalom, > Tawangalun. > > > > > --- In [email protected], "Jusfiq" <kesayangan.allah@> wrote: > > > > > > Jadi Allah yang anda sembah itu emang diriwayatkan dungu Tawang.. > > > > Nyuruh orang tunggang tunggik kayak onta dientotin jirapah lima puluh kali > > sehari. > > > > Udahlah Tawang, sadarilah bahwa anda itu sudah jadi korban kibulan orang > > Arab primitif. > > > > Ajaran agama taik anjng yang anda anut itu sungguh dungu, buas, kejam,keji, > > zalim, ganas, biadab sertta mengerikan. > > > > Dan hanya berdasarkan omong kosong dan kibulan orang Arab primitif. > > > > > > --- In [email protected], "Tawangalun" <tawangalun@> wrote: > > > > > > Itu karena Allah ingin Nabi memperjuangkan umatnya,manager perusahaan itu > > > kan juga memperjuangkan kepentingan anak buahnya.jadi Nabi saya itu > > > manager sing apik.Lihat ketika hijrah anak buahnya sudah duluan hijrah.La > > > Dia sebagai Kapten Kapal bersama Abu Bakar hijrahnya terakir.Jadi Kapten > > > Kapal yg baik juga gak boleh cari selamat duluan.Makane wajar kalau > > > kepilih Michael hart. > > > > > > Shalom, > > > Tawangalun. > > > > > > --- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Hehehe... kan auloh lu itu awalnya nyuruh nungging2 50x sehari. Tolol > > > > ga tuh > > > > auloh lu. > > > > > > > > > > > > Nyatanya akhirnya lu cuma nungging2 5x sehari, bukannya 50x. Bayangin > > > > deh kalo > > > > lu disuruh nungging2 50x sehari. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > From: Abbas <abas_amin08@> > > > > To: [email protected] > > > > Sent: Wed, April 6, 2011 2:43:52 PM > > > > Subject: [proletar] Re: Nungging2 buat bisa bolos > > > > > > > > > > > > Yang tolol tuh ya kamu sendiri lah > > > > Nama sendiri item abu? > > > > > > > > --- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Hehehe... ternyata nungging2 dan ngejilat pantat auloh dan nabi itu > > > > > dipake buat > > > > > > > > > > alasan bolos. > > > > > > > > > > Koq auloh ngasih hukum tolol begini yah, nyuruh orang Islam nungging2 > > > > > 5x > > > > >sehari. > > > > > > > > > > Lebih parah lagi, awalnya auloh nyuruhnya 50x sehari, bukan 5x. > > > > > > > > > > Bayangin tuh kalo orang Islam nungging2 50x sehari. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > http://arabnews.com/saudiarabia/article338203.ece > > > > > > > > > > When prayer is used as an excuse to skive off > > > > > By RENAD GHANEM | ARAB NEWS > > > > > Published: Apr 1, 2011 00:38 Updated: Apr 1, 2011 00:38 > > > > > JEDDAH: Some private company employees use the prayer time as an > > > > > excuse to > > > > > avoid work. Some companies allow 10 minutes for each prayer, while > > > > > others > > > > > allocate 15 minutes. > > > > > Employees use more than their allocated time to skive off work. In > > > > > some > > > > > government departments, employees simply leave work and go home when > > > > > the call > > > > > > > > > for Dhuhr prayer starts without bothering to come back after the > > > > > prayer break > > > > > > > > > to complete the remaining hours. > > > > > Employees are often accused of wasting too much time chatting > > > > > outside their > > > > > offices during prayer time. Others gather outdoors to smoke. Some > > > > > employees > > > > >try > > > > > > > > > > to use this time to go out and finish personal errands. > > > > > Many companies have created prayer rooms inside the workplace to > > > > > prevent > > > > > employees from ditching work. > > > > > Fakhry Al-Asady, human resources manager at a private company in > > > > > Jeddah, > > > > > thinks that each company should have its own allocated space for > > > > > prayer. > > > > > > > > > > He said his company faced the problem of employees leaving work too > > > > > early > > > > >using > > > > > > > > > > prayer as an excuse. âWe solved this problem, which occurs around > > > > > Dhuhr time, > > > > > > > > > by arranging shifts. The first shift starts from 8 a.m. and ends at > > > > > 12:30 > > > > >p.m.â > > > > > He said the problem starts during the second shift, which takes place > > > > > between > > > > > 4:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. > > > > > > > > > > He said some employees come to work at 5 p.m. using prayer as an > > > > > excuse. > > > > >âWhen > > > > > > > > > > it comes close to home time, they leave at 8:00, using Isha prayer > > > > > as an > > > > > excuse,â he added. > > > > > He said the company warned employees to either pray inside their > > > > > offices or at > > > > >a > > > > > > > > > > mosque close to work. > > > > > > > > > > Al-Asady said the warning worked and there is now less time wasted. > > > > > He said > > > > > they did not deduct any salary from employees because prayer is a > > > > > sensitive > > > > > issue. > > > > > Essam Attalah, an art director at a multinational company in Jeddah, > > > > > said > > > > > people who use prayer as a reason to spend long periods of time away > > > > > from > > > > >their > > > > > > > > > > desks are more than likely not at the mosque. > > > > > > > > > > He added that praying in a mosque takes 10 minutes or even less. > > > > > âI wish > > > > > employees would stop using prayer as an excuse because worship is > > > > > something > > > > > holy,â Attalah said. > > > > > âIn our company we came up with a system that forces all those who > > > > > want to > > > > >pray > > > > > > > > > > to stay in a local area specified by the company. There are few > > > > > minutes > > > > >between > > > > > > > > > > the adhan (the call for prayer) and the actual prayer, enough time > > > > > for them to > > > > > > > > > > prepare. The whole process does not take longer than 12 minutes.â > > > > > Zeyad Allam, a private company employee, said he hates it when people > > > > > use > > > > >prayer > > > > > > > > > > as an excuse. > > > > > âWhen I was in a superstore in Jeddah, the cashiers disappeared > > > > > for half an > > > > > hour, leaving a long line of people waiting for them. The employees > > > > > used > > > > >prayer > > > > > > > > > > time as an excuse to go behind the store and smoke,â said Allam. > > > > > âIt got to a point when the store was calling for the employees by > > > > > name on > > > > >the > > > > > > > > > > intercom. Ten minutes after all mosques finished conducting prayers, > > > > > the > > > > > cashiers showed up. This created a lot of anger among people who > > > > > were still > > > > > queuing.â > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
