Hehehe... di Islam itu kan ada binatang yg muslim jg, jadi apa anehnya kalo ada 
lalat yg wudhu? Ini contoh monyet yg tentunya beragama Islam


Bukhari Volume 5, Book 58, Number 188:   
Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun: 
>During the pre-lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey  surrounded by a 
>number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because  it had committed illegal 
>sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along  with them. 
Krn auloh ga pernah nurunin ayat yg nyuruh ngerajam orang ke nabi, berarti nabi 
itu dpt perintah ngerajam itu dr monyet. Dgn kata lain, monyet itu adalah nabi 
jg, bahkan merupakan nabi unt Muhammad. Monyet adalah nabi super, hehehe...


Kalo monyet bisa nurunin wahyu auloh ke nabi, apa anehnya kalo lalat bisa 
berwudhu, hehehe...



>________________________________
>From: Abbas <[email protected]>
>To: [email protected]
>Sent: Friday, August 5, 2011 12:48 PM
>Subject: [proletar] Re: Aljazeera: Indonesians seek 'railway therapy'
>
>
>  
>Tuh kan gencar sekali promosi si Debil ini dengan jualannya air wudhu lalat; 
>entah apa itu air wudhu lalat; wah memang si Debil ini sungguh sangat Itemabu 
>sehingga punya ide lalat bisa Wudhu !
>Debil   .....debil....bil ....  bil..... coba keitemabuan luh tuh jangn 
>terlalu sering dipamerin disini Debil !
>
>--- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@...> wrote:
>>
>> Hehehe... nabi udah bilang ada obat di lalat, jadi kenapa lu ga minum obat 
>> Islami itu?
>> 
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>> 
>> 
>> >________________________________
>> >From: Abbas <abas_amin08@...>
>> >To: [email protected]
>> >Sent: Thursday, August 4, 2011 1:22 PM
>> >Subject: [proletar] Re: Aljazeera: Indonesians seek 'railway therapy'
>> >
>> >
>> >  
>> >Kan kelihatan sarannya juga cukup itemabu ! Si Debil ini benar2 sedang 
>> >pameran keitemabuan tanpa malu2; memang dasar si Debil !
>> >Coba kamu belajar yng baik si SlBmu supaya jangan jadi manusia yang otaknya 
>> >sangat itemabu kaya kamu !
>> >Debil..... debil ............... bil.....bil......
>> >jangan mempermalukan diri sendiri terus lah.......
>> >
>> >--- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Lu ini yg tolol, kalo kencing onta susah, lu kan bisa piara onta spy lu 
>> >> bisa buka bisnis jualan kencing onta.
>> >> 
>> >> Dan jg lalat itu gampang lu dptkan koq.
>> >> 
>> >> Saran gua, lu minum aja air wudhu lalat biar lu rada pinteran, shg lu 
>> >> bisa sadar ada peluang bisnis jadi kaya dgn jualan kencing onta. Di Mesir 
>> >> udah ada tuh yh jualan kencing onta dlm botol.
>> >> 
>> >> 
>> >> 
>> >> 
>> >> >________________________________
>> >> >From: Abbas <abas_amin08@>
>> >> >To: [email protected]
>> >> >Sent: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 1:26 PM
>> >> >Subject: [proletar] Re: Aljazeera: Indonesians seek 'railway therapy'
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >  
>> >> >Makin kelihatan itemabunya si DEBIL !
>> >> >Kencing onta saja yang masih gentauangan cukup sulit !  Baa pulo 
>> >> >kanciang nabi kato si DEBIL !
>> >> >
>> >> >--- In [email protected], item abu <itemabu@> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Padahal bisa minum air kencing onta atau air wudhu lalat.
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> Kalo air kencing onta itu susah didpt, kan bisa minum air kencing 
>> >> >> nabi, krn nabi itu kan hrsnya lebih sakti dr onta. Tp air kencing nabi 
>> >> >> jg ga ada. 
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> Kalo air kencing nabi itu berkhasiat krn nabi itu adalah orang palisng 
>> >> >> soleh, kita bisa nyari orang2 soleh berikutnya unt diminum kencingnya, 
>> >> >> misalnya ulama. Jadi coba aja minum air kencing ulama, siapa tahu 
>> >> >> manjur spt air kencing onta, masak sih ulama Islam kalah dgn onta? 
>> >> >> Kalo perlu, langsung dr krannya, maksud gua langsung dr ulamanya, 
>> >> >> hehehe....
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> >________________________________
>> >> >> >From: Bukan Pedanda <bukan.pedanda@>
>> >> >> >To: [email protected]
>> >> >> >Sent: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 6:05 PM
>> >> >> >Subject: [proletar] Aljazeera: Indonesians seek 'railway therapy'
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >  
>> >> >> >http://aljazeera.com/news/asia/2011/08/20118241810892233.html
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >In the area of Rawa Buaya in Jakarta, Indonesians resort to "railway 
>> >> >> >therapy" to treat various illnesses.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Locals believe that electrical energy from the train tracks will 
>> >> >> >increase the vitality of the body, as well as help cure diseases such 
>> >> >> >as hypertension, diabetes, rheumatism, gout, obesity and high 
>> >> >> >cholesterol.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >However, the activity is extremely dangerous.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Al Jazeera's Step Vaessen reports on the unusual practice from the 
>> >> >> >capital, Jakarta.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
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