Ada lagi cerita lucu. Nabi gelisah setengah mati krn beberapa hari ga dpt wahyu ayat dr auloh padahal udah sesumbar akan ada ayat yg akan turun. Lalu ada bau busuk dlm rumah, dicari ke sana sini, ketemu ada anak anjing mati di bawah ranjang. Setelah dibuang, baru malekatnya nongol bawa ayat. Ternyata malekatnya itu ketakutan krn ada anjing di dlm rumah, biarpun cuma anak anjing dan udah mati lagi.
Nama si nabi itu Muhammad dan nama malekat adalah Jibril, hehehe... >________________________________ >From: Teddy S. <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] >Sent: Wednesday, September 7, 2011 5:14 PM >Subject: anjing lepas Re: [proletar] ANJING...!!! SEBUTAN YESUS UNTUKKRISTEN >NON YAHUDI > > > >Hanya sekedar cerita lucu. > >Seekor beo yang diberi nama Musa (Moses) memperingatkan sang maling bahwa dia >sudah diawasi oleh seekor anjing jenis Rottweiller. Anjing Rottweiller ini >oleh yang punya diberi nama Jesus. > >--- In [email protected], David Silalahi <davidfr766hi@...> wrote: >> >> coba jelasin apa maksud dari cerita itu yang mau disampaikan ke saya? >> >> mau ngomong soal ngingetin orang lain atau apa? >> >> gak usah mundur teratur kayak begitu kalau udah terlanjur ngirim.. >> >> >> 2011/9/7 johny_indon <johny_indon@...> >> >> > ** >> > >> > >> > ngga ngerti ya? >> > >> > kursus bahasa inggris dulu deh, tapi jangan sama si item. >> > >> > >> > --- In [email protected], David Silalahi <davidfr766hi@> wrote: >> > > >> > > maksudnya ? >> > > >> > > 2011/9/7 johny_indon <johny_indon@> >> > > >> > > > ** >> > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight >> > around, >> > > > looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in >> > his >> > > > pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus >> > is >> > > > watching you." >> > > > >> > > > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and >> > froze. >> > > > When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised >> > himself >> > > > a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and >> > began >> > > > searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he >> > could >> > > > disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, >> > > > >> > > > "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around >> > > > frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the >> > corner of >> > > > the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say >> > that?", >> > > > he hissed at the parrot. >> > > > >> > > > "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn >> > you." >> > > > >> > > > The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" >> > > > >> > > > "Moses," replied the bird. >> > > > >> > > > "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird >> > > > Moses?" >> > > > >> > > > "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus." >> > > > >> > > > >> > >> >> >> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] >> > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
