Apa kerjaan orang Islam di sorga?
Orang Islam di sorga itu ternyata sibuk "deflowering virgins" alias ngelobangin
perawan, berhubung dikasih kekuatan 100 orang buat ngentot.
Ga disebutin di bawah, tp di sorga orang Islam itu dikasih kontol ngaceng abadi
oleh auloh, jadi ga heran kalo kerjanya cuma ngelobangin perawan yg ternyata
perawan abadi, udah dilobangi, lalu nutup lagi.
Betul2 sorga Islam itu adalah sorga cabul bikinan bajingan cabul unt orang2
gila sex, tukang merkosa dan bajingan sex lainnya.
A man will have intercourse
in Paradise with his wives from among al-hoor
al-‘iyn and his wives from among the people of this world,
if they enter Paradise with him. A man will be given the strength of
a hundred men to eat, drink, feel desire and have sexual intercourse.
It was narrated from Anas (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the
Prophet (peace and blessings of
Allaah be upon him) said: “The believer in Paradise will be given
such
and such strength for sexual intercourse.” He was asked, “O Messenger
of Allaah, will he really be able to do that?” He said, “He will be
given the strength of one hundred (men).” (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi,
no. 2459. He said,
(it is) saheeh ghareeb).
The mufassireen said concerning the phrase “busy in joyful things” (Yaa-Seen
36:55 – interpretation of the meaning):
‘Abd-Allaah ibn Mas’ood and Ibn ‘Abbaas (mayAllaah be pleased with them
both), and Sa’eed ibn al-Musayyib, ‘Ikrimah, al-Hasan, Qutaadah, al-A’mash,
Sulaymaan al-Taymi and al-Oozaa’i said concerning the aayaah (interpretation
of the meaning),
“Verily, the dwellers of Paradise, that Day, will be busy in joyful things”
[Yaa-Seen 36:55]
they said, (it means) they will be busy deflowering virgins. Ibn ‘Abbaas (may
Allaah be pleased with him) said, according to a report narrated from him,
that “busy in joyful things” means listening to stringed instruments. Abu
Haatim said: he misheard the phrase iftidaad al-abkaar (deflowering virgins)
and thought it was samaa’ al-awtaar (listening to stringed instruments). In
fact the correct phrase is iftidaad al-abkaar (deflowering virgins). (Ibn
Katheer, 3/564)
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