Alkisah…ada seorg preman yg mati krn kbanyakan minum2an keras di lokalisasi....shg dlm pnguburannya tdk ada yg mngantar, kcuali kluarganya yg smuanya juga preman dan penjahat.
Sahabat karib preman yg mati tsb juga ikut mngantar ke kuburan walaupun dlm keadaan mabuk berat.. Wkt diturunkan ke dlm kuburan, sang sahabat turun ke dlm lubang kuburan utk mnerima mayat temannya, kmudian dg sedih dia mengatakan kalimat perpisahan..….. ”Jack..sssooorry, gue kagak bisa ngazanin elo, gue lagi fly beraaat neh… Cuman gue pesen aja ama elo, kayak yg diajarin ustadz wkt kite msh kecil dulu…elo dengerin yg bener…., ntar kalo kite2 yg nganter udah pergi dr sini, bakalan ada malaikat yg dateng nanyain elo, kalo kagak salah ada 3 ptanyaan….” “Ptanyaan pertama, kalo die nanya siape Tuhan lo, elo jawab aje….. Allah…” “Pertanyaan kedua, kalo kagak salah, die bakal nanya siape nabi lo.., elo jawab aje.. Muhammad…. biar elo kagak lupa…, inget aja si mamad yg baru kita gebukin kemaren….” “Pertanyaan ketiga..., (bengong lama sambil megangin jidat), …aduh, sorry banget Jack…., gue kagak bisa inget pertanyaan yg ketiga… tp gini aje..kalo elo udah jawab 2 ptanyaan dan die masih nanya yg macem2, lo hajar aje die!!! abis perkara...X_X ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
