Buat yg lagi stress, mungkin ini bisa buat bahan ketawa sampe guling2 di tanah, hehehe....
Cewek boleh pake dildo dr ketimun. Kalo cowok bisa ngelobangi semangka unt muasin hasratnya. Cowok jenggotan boleh nyusu ke cewek spy jadi muhrim si cewek.Boleh jg tuh ngembat binatang dan mayat, dan tentu saja pedophilia. Yg ngomong ini semua adalah orang Islam yg soleh, gua sih cuma ngecopy paste doang. Ga heran kalo ada orang yg ngejilat pantat Islam, yg ngejilat pantat Islam itu mungkin doyan ngembat binatang atau anak ingusan, hehehe... http://www.answering-ansar.org/answers/mutah/en/chap7.php Second example of Sunni morality Sunni 'Ulama Legitimised the Use of a Dildoe (female sex toys) After this ingenious fatwa, Ibn Qayyim then goes on to make permissible the use of a dildoe by women. It is only logical; when the husbands leave to go masturbate and spread Islam by the sword, they need something to do with themselves. On the same page as quoted above, Ibn Qayyim writes: "If a woman does not have a husband, and her lust becomes strong, then some of our scholars say: It is permissible for the woman to take an akranbij, which is a piece of leather worked until it becomes shaped like a penis, and insert it in herself. She may also use a cucumber". Third example of Sunni morality - Sunni 'Ulama have ruled on the Permissibility of Having Sex with Watermelons That was not a typographical error. Ibn Qayyim continues this discussion, which exemplifies the morals espoused by Sunni Islam: "If a man makes a hole in a watermelon, or a piece of dough, or a leather skin, or a statue, and has sex with it, then this is the same as what we have said about other types of masturbation [i.e., that it is halaal in the same circumstances given before, such as being on a journey]. In fact, it is easier than masturbating with one's hand". Fourth example of Sunni morality - A Salafi woman can suckle a Salafi man with a beard We read in Sahih Muslim Hadith Number 3426: Ibn Abu Mulaika reported that al-Qasim b. Muhammad b. Abu Bakr had narrated to him that 'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Sahla bint Suhail b. 'Amr came to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Messenger of Allah, Salim (the freed slave of Abu Hudhaifa) is living with us in our house, and he has attained (puberty) as men attain it and has acquired knowledge (of the sex problems) as men acquire, whereupon he said: Suckle him so that he may become unlawful (in regard to marriage) for you He (Ibn Abu Mulaika) said: I refrained from (narrating this hadith) for a year or so on account of fear. I then met al-Qasim and said to him: You narrated to me a hadith which I did not narrate (to anyone) afterwards. He said: What is that? I informed him, whereupon he said: Narrate it on my authority that 'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) had narrated that to me. Fifth example of Sunni morality - Bestiality can be performed during Hajj Sunni Imam Abu Bakar al-Kashani (d. 587 H) records in his authority work 'Badaye al-Sanae' Volume 2 page 216: "If he had sexual intercourse with an animal, that will not make his hajj void" Sixth example of Sunni morality - Paedophilia, Bestiality and necrophilia can be performed whilst one is Fasting In Bada'i al-Fuwa'id of Ibn Qayyim, page 603: "It was narrated by Ahmed that a man came to him that feared that he would ejaculate while he was fasting. Ahmed said: "What I see is that he can release semen without ruining the fast, he can masturbate using his hands or the hands of his wife, If he has an "Ammah" whether be it a girl or a little child, she can masturbate for him using her hands, and if she was a non-believer, he can sleep with her without releasing (his semen), if he released it in her, it becomes impermissible". Not to be hard done by, the Hanafi's follow suit. In Fatawa Qadhi Khan, Page 820, the learned Hanafi scholar Allamah Hassan bin Mansoor Qadhi Khan sets out those acts that do not invalidate one's fast, and he includes: "Sex with animals, dead people and masturbation, does not invalidate one's fast provided ejaculation does not occur" [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
