Maklum aja, kata ulama besar Islam, Ibn Qayyim, cewek boleh make ketimun sbg dildo. Jadi ketimun itu hrs disunat jg, hehehe....
Second example of Sunni morality Sunni 'Ulama Legitimised the Use of a Dildoe (female sex toys) After this ingenious fatwa, Ibn Qayyim then goes on to make permissible the use of a dildoe by women. It is only logical; when the husbands leave to go masturbate and spread Islam by the sword, they need something to do with themselves. On the same page as quoted above, Ibn Qayyim writes: "If a woman does not have a husband, and her lust becomes strong, then some of our scholars say: It is permissible for the woman to take an akranbij, which is a piece of leather worked until it becomes shaped like a penis, and insert it in herself. She may also use a cucumber". Islam itu emang agama auloh, hehehe... >________________________________ > From: Bukan Pedanda <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] >Sent: Friday, December 9, 2011 12:51 AM >Subject: [proletar] Times of India: Islamic cleric bans women from touching >bananas > > > > >Mau ketawa baca berita ini? > >Atau sedih? > >--- > >Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas >TNN | Dec 7, 2011, 06.14PM IST >Tweet >NEW DELHI: An unnamed Islamic cleric based in Europe has issued a ban on women >touching fruits and vegetables resembling the male sexual organ to avoid >"sexual thoughts". > >The Egyptian news website Bikya Masr on Wednesday quoted the cleric whose >diktat featured in an article on el-Senousa, a religious publication. The >cleric has said that women should not even get close to bananas or cucumbers. >"If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male >related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into >small pieces and serve," the cleric dictated. > >According to the cleric, bananas and cucumbers "resemble the male penis" and >therefore could arouse women or "make them think of sex." The cleric also >added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women. > >The news about this latest diktat against women went viral on the web with >liberal Muslims feeling enraged and embarrassed. Repression of women in >ultra-conservative Islamic societies has been an intense subject of debate >throughout the world. > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: [email protected] Subscribe : [email protected] Unsubscribe : [email protected] List owner : [email protected] Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
