A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. Alex M.
> > > Tom Thumb, Sleeping Beauty, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. > Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in > the > world." > Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." > Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." > > They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their > claims verified. > Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. > "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world," > > Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant: > "I am officially the smallest person in the world." > > Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated: > "Who the hell is Camilla Parker-Bowles?" > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Give the gift of life to a sick child. Support St. Jude Children's Research Hospital's 'Thanks & Giving.' http://us.click.yahoo.com/lGEjbB/6WnJAA/E2hLAA/DXOolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Sageata Albastra e cea mai mare tzeapa a transportului public! Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/protest-ro/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
