A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
Alex M.

> Tom Thumb, Sleeping Beauty, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
> Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
> the
> world."
> Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
> Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
> They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
> claims verified.
> Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
> "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
> Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant:
> "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
> Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated:
> "Who the hell is Camilla Parker-Bowles?"

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