Great place of balance

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went
missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel
found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of
God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael,
look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on
it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be
a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth,
"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going
to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of
white people and over there is a continent of black

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This
one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will
be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to
a large land mass in the top corner and asked, "What's
that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place
on Earth There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers,
streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from
Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous
and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll
be extremely sociable, hard working and high-achieving,
and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats
and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them
superhuman, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be
admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there
would be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the loud-mouth
bastards I'm putting next to them."

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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