A 747's pilot and copilot both have heart attacks mid-flight. A flight attendant gets on the PA to ask if anyone knows how to fly a plane. Two Polish men stand up, saying that they're crop dusters. The flight attendant escorts them to the cockpit. They stare at all the levers and buttons in clear befuddlement, until one turns to the flight attendant and says,
"I'm sorry. We're just two simple poles in a complex plane." _______________________________________________ psas-team mailing list firstname.lastname@example.org http://lists.psas.pdx.edu/mailman/listinfo/psas-team This list's membership is automatically generated from the memberships of the psas-airframe, psas-avionics, and psas-general mail lists. Visit http://lists.psas.pdx.edu to individually subscribe/unsubscribe yourself from these lists.