A 747's pilot and copilot both have heart attacks mid-flight. A flight
attendant gets on the PA to ask if anyone knows how to fly a plane.
Two Polish men stand up, saying that they're crop dusters. The flight
attendant escorts them to the cockpit. They stare at all the levers
and buttons in clear befuddlement, until one turns to the flight
attendant and says,

"I'm sorry. We're just two simple poles in a complex plane."

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