-----Original Message----- From: Scrogie, Chris <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Alan McClellan (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; CARLA SMOLDERS (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Glenn Druery (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Cathie Tomlinson (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; John Amey (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Paul Clements (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Steve Penfold (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Vanessa Wiggins (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Bernard Graves (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; ALLAN LEE (E-mail) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Friday, 10 December 1999 10:20 Subject: FW: Joke of the day > > >> -----Original Message----- >> From: James Rosenthal [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >> Sent: Friday, December 10, 1999 9:50 AM >> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Michael Marmion; Scrogie, Chris; >> [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> Subject: FW: Joke of the day >> >> >> ---------------------- Forwarded by James Rosenthal/NSW/Senteq on 12/10/99 >> 09:57 >> AM --------------------------- >> >> >> Grant Braban >> 12/10/99 09:30 AM >> >> To: Giuliano Lot/NSW/Senteq@SENTEQ, Rohan Morrison/NSW/Senteq@SENTEQ, >> James >> Rosenthal/NSW/Senteq@SENTEQ, Charles Woodall/NSW/Senteq@SENTEQ >> cc: >> Subject: FW: Joke of the day >> >> >> ---------------------- Forwarded by Grant Braban/NSW/Senteq on 10/12/99 >> 09:35 >> --------------------------- >> >> >> Craig Bagshaw <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> on 10/12/99 08:31:22 >> >> To: "Alistair Coyne (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, >> "Bianca >> Doherty (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "Dominic >> Dufaur >> (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "Gerry Reynolds (E-mail)" >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Grant Braban/NSW/Senteq, "Ian Singer >> (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "Joanna Driscoll (E-mail)" >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "jon stafford (E-mail)" >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, >> "Karla Leary (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "Mikaela Palmer >> (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "Neil Moore (E-mail)" >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "Rob Debenham (E-mail)" >> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, >> "Stacey Sharpe (E-mail)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> cc: >> >> Subject: FW: Joke of the day >> >> >> >> >> >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: Luke Singleton >> Sent: Friday, December 10, 1999 9:15 AM >> To: All Pegasus Users >> Subject: FW: Joke of the day >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> > TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH : >> >>> --------------------------------- >> >>> 1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay >> >>> 2. Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time >> >>> 3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs >> >>> 4. If there's a war you can surrender really early >> >>> 5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films >> >onChannel4. >> >>> 6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's >> >countries >> >>> 7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star >> >>> 8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street >> >>> humiliating your sense of national pride >> >>> 9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street >> >>> 10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN : >> >>>----------------------------------- >> >>> 1. You can have a woman president without electing her >> >>> 2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it >> >>> 3. You can call Budweiser beer >> >>> 4. You can be a crook and still be president >> >>> 5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything >> >>> 6. If you can breathe you can get a gun >> >>> 7. You get to be really obese >> >>> 8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and >> >nobody >> >> seems to care. >> >>> 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy" >> >>> 10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth. >> >>> 10a. When you're not. >> >>> 10b. At all. >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH : >> >---------------------------------- >> >>> 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah >> >>> 2. Proper beer >> >>> 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket >> >>> 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events >> >>> 5. Union jack underpants >> >>> 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer >> >>> 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world >> >power. >> >>> 8. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not >> >>> 9. Ditto changing underwear >> >>> 10. Beats being Welsh. >> >>> 10a. Or Scottish >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN : >> >---------------------------------- >> >>> 1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes >> >>> 2. Unembarrassed to wear fur. >> >>> 3. No need to worry about tax returns >> >>> 4. Glorious military history prior to 400 a.d. >> >>> 5. Can wear sunglasses inside >> >>> 6. Political stability >> >>> 7. Flexible working hours >> >>> 8. Live near the Pope >> >>> 9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair >> >>> 10. Country run by Sicilian murderers >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH : >> >---------------------------------- >> >>> 1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes >> >>> 2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees >> >>> 3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc >> >>> 4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans >> >>> 5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing >> >>> 6. Honesty >> >>> 7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to >> dress up in stupid, tight >clothes and risk your >> life in front of bulls >>> >> 8. You get to eat bulls' testicles >> >>> 9. Gibraltar >> >>> 10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War. >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN : >> >--------------------------------- >> >>> 1. >> >>> 2. >> >>> 3. >> >>> 4. >> >>> 5. >> >>> 6. >> >>> 7. >> >>> 8. >> >>> 9. >> >>> 10. >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN : >> >--------------------------------- >> >>> 1. Chicken Madras >> >>> 2. Lamb Passanda >> >>> 3. Onion Bhaji >> >>> 4. Bombay Potato >> >>> 5. Chicken Tikka Masala >> >>> 6. Rogan Josh >> >>> 7. Popadoms >> >>> 8. Chicken Dopiaza >> >>> 9. Meat Boona >> >>> 10. Kingfisher lager >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH: ------------------------------- >> >>> 1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you? >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH : -------------------------------- >> >>> 1. Guinness >> >>> 2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives >> >>> 3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road >> >>> 4. Pubs never close >> >>> 5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second >> >Vatican >> >>> Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex >> > >> >>>with a >> >>> >> >>> condom on. >> >>> 6. No one can ever remember the night before >> >>> 7. Kill people you don't agree with >> >>> 8. Stew >> >>> 9. More Guinness >> >>> 10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the >> >>> morning after a bout of sectarian violence. >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN : >> >>>----------------------------------- >> >>> 1. It beats being an American. >> >>> 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital >> >to >> >>>the >> >>> >> >>> ground. >> >>> 3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. >> >>> 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital >> >to >> >>>the >> >>> ground. >> >>> 5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a >> >canoe? >> >>> 6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her >> >popularity >> >>> ratings will rise. >> >>> 7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital >> >to >> >>>the >> >>> >> >>> ground. >> >>> 8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge fuckoff shotguns and cover your >> >house >> >>>in >> >>> their skins >> >>> 9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme. >> >>> 10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital >> >to >> >>>the >> >>> ground >> >>> >> >>> TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN: >> >>>------------------------------------ >> >>> 1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no >> >civilized >> >>> nation on earth wanted. >> >>> 2. Fosters Lager >> >>> 3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 >> >>>years >> >>> >> >>> because you think it belongs to you. >> >>> 4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV. >> >>> 5. Tact and sensitivity. >> >>> 6. Bondi Beach. >> >>> 7. Other beaches. >> >>> 8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals >> >>> 9. Drinking cold lager on the beach >> >>> 10. Being part of the commonwealth, and having the Queen as your >> >>>figurehead. >> >>> >> >>> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ----------------------------------------------------- >> Grant Braban >> Client Executive >> Senteq Information Systems >> Level 1, 11 Albany Street, St Leonards NSW 2065 >> Ph: +61 2 9391 0504, Fax: +61 2 9391 0566, Mobile: 0411 420 105 >> E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> or visit us at www.senteq.com.au >> ----------------------------------------------------- >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------------- This is the Neither public email list, open for the public and general discussion. To unsubscribe click here Mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?Subject=unsubscribe To subscribe click here Mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?Subject=subscribe For information on [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.neither.org/lists/public-list.htm For archives http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]
