ZN wrote:
>
> With all this F&M stuff having been posted, I thought this might be
> slightly appropriate :-)
>
> **** News Flash ****
>
> FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS
> UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK
> Researchers Shocked to Finally Find Virus That Email App
> Doesn't Like
>
> Atlanta, Ga. (SatireWire.com) Scientists at the Centers for
> Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center
> today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread
> by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first
> time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.
Lots of folk just waiting for Bill to get foot IN mouth though.
All the best - Bill (the not quite so rich one)
