I quite like these and thought I would share them - seeing as it is a bit
quiet these days - we need another argument on the list.
REPeat Argument
NoWeDont
YesWeDo
END REPeat Argument
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW - World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of
Mathematics
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
Teenagers
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code"
Norman.
Now, lets have some meanings for :
QDOS
SMSQ/E
QL
SINCLAIR
CLIVE
TONY
TEBBY
JONES (Jan or Dilwyn)
And see what we can come up with - I'm no good with words myself.
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