Somehow reminds me of the quip "I child-proofed my house--but they keep getting in!"
Even if it isn't sexual in nature. And there are other jokes ... Doug LaVerne Oak Ridge, TN, USA > > From: Roy wood <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 2003/09/13 Sat PM 12:49:49 EDT > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: [ql-users] Rogue page (plus some teasers re QWord) > > > In message <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Dilwyn Jones > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes > <snip> > > the arms on which > >the scanner head moves had gone dry and dirty, so the gear mechanism > >(little plastic cogs and a belt like a caterpiller track) were > >slipping. Stole some of my wife's Vaseline (she uses it for dry lips > >in case anyone asks) > This reminds me of a joke - it should go in ql-chat really but it is > quiet in here so. > > 1st woman : 'I saw him in the chemist - he was buying Vaseline' > 2nd woman : 'What does he use that for?' > 1st woman : 'Sexual purposes' > 2nd woman: ' Sexual purposes?' > 1st woman: 'Yes - he smears it on the door knob - keeps the kids out!' > > > -- > Roy Wood > Q Branch. 20 Locks Hill, Portslade, Sussex. > Tel: +44 (0) 1273 386030 fax: +44 (0) 1273 430501 > web : www.qbranch.demon.co.uk > >
