Hey, I have the solution!
Since we all know the DJB writes the best little programs, we should
commission him to write a girlfriend/wife program. Not only would it be
easily configurable with text files and reference cdb files for speedy
access to the checking account balance, but we can easily modify behavior by
simply setting an environment variable as we walk in the door! Like
"NOWHINE" or "GETMEABEER" or "MAKEMEDINNER". And whenever we got tired of
it, we could svc -d and it wouldn't interrupt the system any more.
We could patch the program to provide DJBDog, which chews on everything,
DJBCat which refuses to listen to signals from supervise, and DJBChild who
voraciously learns everything on DJB's site and starts cranking out the
perfect OS...
Well, its a dream.
David
