OK I will admit it

I eat spam for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day
YES that is why my girlfriend left me
Are we happy? You sure? I now have to live knowing that because of my 
selfish behaviour, my girlfriend of 4 years (and just last week, I actually 
held her hand! WOW! :) ) is now a lesbian living with her qinky mother in a 
monastery in north-east korea.

All because I started to eat spam instead of polony (balony, whatever u call 
it). I hope you are happy. *Sniff*

Wheres
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